Dear Mr. Shirtless,
I did not appreciate going to Wal-Mart this morning only to see you standing in the parking lot with no shirt on. You were very sweaty and not small of stature thus it made me want to throw up in my own mouth. Please, for the sake of the small babies that you made cry, go be half- naked somewhere other than the parking lot of Wal-Mart on a hot August morning. Really.
I'm totally not kidding,
A disgusted Pinky
5 comments:
Dear Ms. Disgusted,
Hair I was hopin' to find mys true love in da parkin' lot. Ima guessin' I was a wrong.
Sorry bout dat
Mr. Shirtless
You are not funny. And neither was the other half naked man I saw later that afternoon.
It must be an epidemic.
rofl!!!
We got them here in Tennessee as well.
ROFL!! I think his brother lives here in Duluth--saw him sitting on the front porch with the stretchy-- slightly too small-- green shorts and, of course, the floppy beer belly! lol
Smiles, Karen
Do you really, Pavel? Ugh, it's just not nice. I wouldn't go out topless, but then again, I may get a different reaction than a guy. :P
Karen, this seems to be a nationwide epidemic! All I can say is "eeeewwww!"
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