those are the exact words that came out of my brother's mouth about the amazing boots pictured to the right. but they aren't just any kind of boots... they are slippers!! fuzzy, fleece lined with hard plastic soles on them so i can go outside in my slippers. and i luuuv to go outside in my slippers. i have repeatedly worn them out in public in place of actual shoes. between the 500 thread count sheets and these wonderful boots, i am rolling around in mortal sin. believe me when i say that i will happily sing "Burn, Baby Burn", just because i am not giving up these wonderful, decadent items.
suckiest present ever? puh-leese...excerpt from above: "repeatedly worn in public in place of actual shoes". sucky presents get thrown away, returned or recycled. and i can assure you, i would bite someone if they tried to do any of those things to my boots. i love them and i love you, even if you did say i was like Forrest Gump's wife.